I just thought you were hot. She's always been a free spirit. Chuck: And you are my toughest critic. Jenny Come on, Dan. You may have won over B for now but we still think youre hiding something. GG: Spotted: Blair and Chuck reunited to defend Serenas honor. Whos sending this debasing dish? Gossip Girl: Created by Stephanie Savage, Josh Schwartz. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - KITCHEN - Jenny organizes handwritten invitations, Rufus is making breakfast, Dan walks in], [Rufus hands Dan an issue of 'Rolling Stone', Dan reads the front page]. It looks so realistic! When they ended up in a fight and stopped talking, it was obvious how much they missed each other. Don't you wanna go say hey? Looks like Little J didnt spread her legs after all. Aya's favorite movies are Scream and You've Got Mail and her favorite TV shows include My So-Called Life, Gilmore Girls, You, and Seinfeld. Dan 'Top 10 Forgotten Bands Of The '90s'. Rufus: Let's go home. She was this outgoing social butterfly I miss you. In the season 1 episode"Desperate Seeking Serena," Blair thinks that Nelly Yuki will get into Yale instead of her. Gossip Girl: Then there are those boxes you wish you had never opened. Humiliated, party of one. I'm mean, too bad it's more than our rent but I think I can sew something like it. Serena Oh, ok, ok, I see. Sparks were flying for sure, but will it be a threeway or a D-Day? You know you love me. Lily Ehm, I think what I'll do is to get him a croissant down the street. Blair reads her best friend, Serena, a letter in this scene. ', she leaves the bathroom and rejoins a party, her mother, Eleanor, is talking to a friend]. Gossip Girl: Spotted at The Palace Hotel: S and B having a heart-to-heart. [Dan leaves, Rufus comes home, they pass in the hallway], Rufus I, uhm ok. [Rufus sees Jenny and walks over to her]. Rufus And her judgment is always sound, right? Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy on the Upper East Side. XOXO. I don't know what beauty is. RELATED: The 9 Greatest Redemptions On Gossip Girl. So smoke up and seal the deal with Blair 'cause you're also entitled to tab that ass. Blair makes viewers laugh with a smart quote about how instead of fancy jewelry, she realizes that Cyrus is a good person and a great influence on her mom. Blair, you will never be more beautiful or thin or happy than you are right now. Dan: So, think I've got a shot at a second date? While the HBO Max reboot ofGossip Girlhassmart characters and juicy plots, fans will always love Blair Waldorf's strength and wisdom. 10. Gossip Girl Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Party Guest: So, Nate, started thinking about college? The Upper East Siders had their world turned upside down on more than one occasion, but all it takes is one person to make everything feel right again. While this quote was in reference to Dan and Blair's relationship, it can be applied to all of the found family dynamics inGossip Girl. XOXO.Gossip Girl. "If I was a Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley with traveling pants." Gossip Girl (2007) (TV Series) "If I was a Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley with traveling pants." The Bucket List (2007) . But if they dont call you back, it usually means they dont want to be found. How was your weekend? Hope that wasnt the wrong answer, S. This test doesnt grade on a curve. Blair: I wouldn't miss it. You were like my sister and with our families we need each other. Don't forget: I know everything! Monologues Of The Week 11-21-07. Its just allergies. GG: Watch out, S. Just because you finally tell the truth doesnt mean there wont be consequences. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'. Chuck: Hey, you're life is over, slut! Hi, Serena! Rufus: Like 'Maybe I should never have left Manhatten' fine or 'Taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I've ever had' fine? Plus a few other interesting things if you end up digging far enough. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - BATHROOM - Blair takes a look at a new text message: 'Serena is Back!! But maybe love never met Georgina Sparks. Gossip Girl: Looks like parents can be deceiving on both sides of the Bridge. Length: Each monologue is about 4 - 5 minutes long except American girl, which is 7-8 minutes long. I don't read 'Gossip Girl'. Lily No need to rehash details of decades pass. Serena We're going to Wendells just for an hour though, I swear. Nate There is no problem. Rufus Yeah, from Chanterlane to Paris until you switched up rock stars for billionaires. But sometimes all it takes is a little key to open the door to the wild side. But the downside? Jenny: It's Juliet. Serena Enough to know it's not on the menue. Dramatic Monologue. Serena's look was modeled after Kate Moss. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. Looks like you got a lot of yoghurt left. Serena Oh, I've missed your witty banter. [Rufus takes a look around the station and finds his son and daughter, he walks up and hugs them]. It's been good for her. Nate: Yes, well Dartmouth is my first choice. Genre: Dramatic monologues. They had to overcome drama with quite a few villains between season 1 and season 6. I mean, come on, I've never been to a big dance before. "Fanny" is a monologue for a female actress from the scene "Gossip" (low cost PDF of scene) in the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (low cost PDF of full play) by D. M. Larson (ISBN-13: 978-1482739626) When you purchase a PDF, you may make as many photocopies as needed (but please do NOT repost the text online in any way). XOXO Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl Gossip Girl (Narrator) 2007.09.19 Claire. RELATED:5 Times Blair and Serena Were Good Friends On Gossip Girl (& 5 Times They Were Horrible). Gossip Girl fans love Blair Waldorf's strength, intelligence, and sense of style, including those preppy headbands. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, its Christmas in New York. Uhm, your mom told me you guys are staying here at The Palace. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPREYS - DAN'S BEDROOM - Dan is looking at the blog of 'Gossip Girl']. More Scandals. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - Serena walks in and gets noticed by Eleanor]. Blair: School so I guess she's back for good. Judge. [EXT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - The doorman opens the door of a town car, Serena gets out], [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair and Nate are kissing on the bed, undressed]. Leave it to Blair Waldorf to know that bitches dont just happen. MONOLOGUES FOR GIRLS One Sunday Afternoon by James Hagan [This lovely, if somewhat sentimental play, written in 1930, is about young love in a small Midwestern town. Erik Stylist and personal shopper. Blair: Don't be nervous, he's gonna love it. AN ANGEL OF FORCED LOVE: Brian makes his case for how he thinks he can learn to love his girlfriend. Isabel So cute! Things happen. We need your help. Is this just another round of blanks fired between B and Little J? But you know what is? Blair is understandably tired and stressed out about her mom's always changing love life and doesn't want to see her mom hurt again. [Serena takes Blair's left over Martini and emptys it in one gulp]. Jenny Ok good, 'cause I already ordered and only got enough for one. But some things do change. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Jenny Humphrey wading in the Met fountain, fishing for change. Rufus Serena van der Woodsen. Enjoy the show! You shouldnt give away the ending if you want him to pick up the book again. Aya Tsintziras is a Senior Writer at Screen Rant who enjoys writing about TV and movies. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Bass drunk off his ass. But I can't do that forever. Well, that means you've taught me the meaning of love, it's expanding, always. Blair You are now. Looks like our resident moral compass isnt such a straight arrow after all. At some point in her life, Melanie went off track and ever since she's been trying to find her true calling. XOXO Gossip Girl. It's a party. On the Upper East Side its easy to think the world is exactly as it appears. And for the next 16 hours the only thing Im dishing is seconds. It's cool, it's fine. Blair and Serena's love easily outshined anything they felt for theirromantic interests throughout the show's six seasons. Gossip Girl: You didnt hear it from us, but in every girls life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. And give them the means to knock her down. And Serena and Blair? She's having some problems with that guy Chuck. So what are you doing here? [INT GRAND CENTRAL STATION, Serena walks in, a girl watches her and takes a photo with her cell phone]. Gossip Girl: Theres a weak link in every chain. Blair has some mean quotes on Gossip Girl, whether she's got a comeback ready or is insulting someone. . And whether theyre sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks or cooling their heels in the Hamptons, no one does summer like New Yorkers. Rufus You guys are a little early. We're Your Best Friends." If there's one thing the characters in Gossip Girl never do, it's judge each other for their past. When Serena is afraid to tell the truth about what happened before she left the Upper East Side, her friends let her know that they'll be there for her no matter what. They prefer other gentlemen. in my opinion, that's a great scene to show her vulnerability. 'Cause I had a great day: A couple of pills, bunch of Rorschach tests they had this green jelly for lunch. Gossip Girl: Everyone knows you cant choose your family but you can choose your friends. let me see how it looks! Gossip Girl. The characters of Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf, Dan Humphrey, Chuck Bass, and Nate Archibald always came out on top regardless of who they were facing off against. "The Young Girl and the Monsoon" by James Ryan. Chuck I love this town. Is that you? [Serena pushes Chuck]. And you know who loves parties? Always works for your mother. They get into plenty of arguments and stop talking for weeks on end . Imposing. And I'm pretty sure she thought I was someone else. Party Guests: I heard she is pregnant rehab she looks good [Serena walks up to her mother, Lily, who is talking to a friend]. Even if it was her fault. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Spotted: At the steps of the Met, an S and B power struggle. And you're kinda not invited. There were plenty of flashbacks on the "Gossip Girl" finale, most of which focused on Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgley) and his first encounters with Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively).In the present time, viewers saw Dan decide to give the final chapter of his book to Nate Archibald (Chace Crawford) and "The Spectator," which revealed who Gossip Girl was. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders. ! I put it to you, Camp Firewood, as we spend the last dinner together: Be proud of who you are. 21 Funny As Hell Monologues for Women. Blair's quote at the end of season 4 isa significant part of her character arc. I'm waiting for that moment when I break. He tries to take his own life and you're worried it will cost you 'Mom Of The Year'? Fanny Mae Alcott - young female reporter who . Gossip Girl: But some gifts are for keeps. Move! Go, I'm gonna be fine. Give me the deets. Nate: No, I think I heard your mom say she's here. 14. Maria, Maria, wait.. (Maria listens and then moves back) don't leave.Maria..it's just coming wrongI don't know why. Gossip Girl. GG: Dont look so sad, Little J. I'm not gonna see Serena again or even talk to her. Gossip Girl Monologue Quotes & Sayings. In the snow. Genre: Comedic. [INT WENDELLS - DEPARTMENT STORE - Dan walks up to Jenny who's trying on a red dress]. Text. Everyone has a best friend. Gossip Girl (2021) Nine years on, a new generation of New York's elite rules. And Who Is The Man Upstairs To Discriminate? The characterswere closer with their friends than their own families, proving that family has little to do with blood. Diners that claim to be open 24-7. Dan Serena, I'd like you to meet Rufus Humphrey. As much as a BFF can make you go WTF, theres no denying wed be a little less rich without them. She shares her realization with Chuck Bass, who doesn't enjoy hearing this, and proves to fans that she's intelligent in the process. "The Loman Family Picnic" by Donald Margulies. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) And just when B and S had built a bridge it all had to come crashing down. O Brother, Where Bart Thou? You should try it sometimes.". I just became your escort for the ball. Eleanor: Blair, if you're gonna to wear one of my designs tell me about it so we can at least get it properly fitted. Choephori Or The Libation Bearers. Add a crowd eager to see her fall. Unless you want us to wait for you. I just what needed to be done. This one looks like a scorcher.