(To Aunt Em) And oh, Auntie Em there's no place like home! of Can't you read? Dorothy's beautician: (Singing while grooming Dorothy's hair) We can make a dimpled smile. What notice? Wicked Witch of the West: All in good time, my little pretty. Here's your oilcan. Dorothy Gale: Yes, I guess you're right. Give them back to me or I'll.. Glinda: It's too late! Technical Specs, [as the Wizard's balloon goes off without her], [in the Wizard's Throne Room with the three others, having returned from the Witch's castle], [speaking in a booming voice into microphone]. That's how we laugh a day in the merry old land of Oz. Find links to persons, companies, or organizations that are in some way related to both you and your audience. Well, naturally when you go around picking on things weaker than you are. Wizard of Oz. Go away and come back tomorrow. (Pulls out the sheriff's order) Here's his order, so allow me to him. My life has been simply unbearable. Witches are old and ugly. (Toto runs down the staircase and scampers over drawbridge as the Winkie guards throw spears at him.). Dorothy gasped in shock.). We've got to get her out. (To Tin Man) Goodbye, Tin Man. Glinda: (Singing) She brings you good news. We've got to get away! (The Ozians laugh as they wave to Dorothy and her friends, but suddenly the Witch appears in the sky flying on her broomstick while cackling madly and she writes a threatening message with black smoke in the sky.). Uncle Henry: We can't look for her now! : Dorothy Ah, you liquidated her, eh? And their hearts are no bigger than yours. HELP! There's a woman. : They're printed on canvas and available in a variety of sizes, starting at $36. Cowardly Lion: Coming to think of it, forty winks wouldn't be bad. Afraid huh? (Dorothy gasped in fear). If I were king. Then Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion fight back the three guards overpowering them. Because if it isn't there I never really lost it to begin with. Not prince. Dorothy And I won't try to manage things, because I can't think. The Tin Man Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch. We take intellectual property concerns very seriously, but many of these problems can be resolved directly by the parties involved. I've got a brain! : Auntie Em! Dorothy Gale: (Kisses Lion) Goodbye Lion. : Can I believe my eyes? : [booming voice] : Oh! Stay with us then, Dorothy. The first thing you should do is contact the seller directly. (Taps his chest and falls backwards) (Singing) When a man's an empty kettle, He should be on his mettle, And yet I'm torn apart. Dorothy and her friends arrive at the haunted forest carrying weapons then stop to look at the sign. Wizard of Oz: Child, you cut me to the quick! Official Sites In order to give you the best experience, we use cookies and similar technologies for performance, analytics, personalization, advertising, and to help our site function. Scarecrow: I didn't think so. I'm locked up in the Witch's castle and I'm trying to get home to you, Auntie Em! : Wicked Witch of the West: Aha! Miss Gulch: (Comes into the Gale's yard) I want to see you and your wife right away about Dorothy. Scarecrow: They tore my legs off and threw them over there! Back where I come from, we have men who are called heroes. Go ahead, bang on it! Now we've got them! Professor Marvel's Wagon Naming Form - Savannah Children's Theatre Winkie Guard Leader: (Gives her the defunct broomstick) Please. Dorothy Gale: (Running to the door) Yes! Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. You're out of the night. Cowardly Lion: (Determined) All right, I'll go in there for Dorothy. The Tin Man To speak in the vernacular of the peasantry. When she fell out of Kansas. But it's bad enough picking on a straw man but when you go around picking on poor little dogs. Glinda the Good Witch of the North: (Nodding her head) That's all it is. Sit down right here. It's wonderful! They'e laughing because I am a witch. (To Scarecrow) Oh, Scarecrow what am I going to do? Tin Man: Stop that dog! They have one thing you haven't got: a diploma. Dorothy and Scarecrow run to Tin Man's aide.). Submit anything from a question to a belief that you hold and people READ THE REST, At last night's Golden Globes Award, Jennifer Coolidge won for best performance by an actor in a supporting role in a TV series, White Lotus. (As Dorothy keeps walking she puts down her suitcase and picks up Toto.). Cowardly Lion: (Chanting nervously) I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I do. Even, I've never seen him! ", Professor Marvel, played marvelously by Frank Morgan, takes one look at the naive girl, glances down at her suitcase and says, "You're running away! He was able to connect with Dorothy and establish her trust by referencing relevant facts about her. (Sees Toto) Well, is that the witch? (Sees Dorothy) Well, she seems all right now. (Falls over to the ground and Dorothy exclaimed) Did I scare you? Because, because, because, Because, because. Oh, that's very kind of you. Dorothy Gale: (Shocked, pleading to the Wizard) Come back! (The winged monkeys tear him apart), Dorothy Gale: Toto! ), Dorothy Gale: (Crying) I'm frightened. Professor Marvel tricks Dorothy, for her own good, and makes up a phony story about Aunt Em being suddenly ill and grief stricken over Dorothy leaving and might die from a broken heart. Wizard's guard: (Looks at Dorothy) The witch's Dorothy? (To Scarecrow) Sneaking up on me, eh? (Lion steps forward) Well? The benefits of learning to play READ THE REST. Oh, you liquidated her, eh? At last! Aunt Em: Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we. The film changes back into the sepia tone. : Dorothy Gale: (Shocked upon seeing Tin Man rusted) Look! Come back! Dorothy Gale: It's the witch! Boing Boing uses cookies and analytics trackers, and is supported by advertising, merchandise (Kissed his cheek). Where are you? Oh, please. Outside of Dorothy's bedroom window a picket fence and a tree float by and Dorothy awakens as the chicken coop floats by. (Tin Man starts walking while his legs are rusted. Therefore, in consideration of your kindness, I take pleasure at this time in presenting you with a small token of our esteem and affection (Presents Tin Man a heart-shaped watch) And remember, my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love but by how much you are loved by others. : Lions and tigers and bears! Glinda the Good Witch of the North: No, she had to find it out for herself. Dorothy Gale: We've been walking a long ways and I was hungry and (Realizing) Did you say something? There's no place like home. As Lion approached him trying to attack him Dorothy slapped Lion in the nose.). Dorothy Gale: I'll be home in time for supper. Dorothy Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitartus Committiartum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of ThD. I let him go in her garden. Set where you live, what language you speak, and the currency you use. Now, state your business. Dorothy And remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much *you* love; but by how much you are loved by others. Someone has just about broken her heart. Won't you take me with you? : Scarecrow: (Helping up Tin Man among with Dorothy) Are you all right? I'll get you into the Wizard somehow. The Wizard of Oz The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart. Obey them as you would. What is the name of Professor Marvel's horse in 'The Wizard - Answers (Puts Toto in the basket and she turns to Dorothy) And you, my dear. I'll have to give the matter a little thought. Please knock." Female Munchkin: Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Wicked Witch of the West: That's a good little girl. You won't let her will you? Cowardly Lion: In another hour. Read what? _____ TRIVIA! Someone she's been very kind to. (Gives it to Dorothy and she squirts oil into the other side of his mouth), Tin Man: (Begins speaking) My-My goodness! In story called " What if Legion had killed Magneto ", the Professor was being defeated by En Sabah Nur in battle, before Jean Grey came to his rescue. Ain't it the truth? Whatever shall we do? Glinda the Good Witch of the North: Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. Dorothy How did you guess? Tin Man: (Stopping Lion among with Scarecrow) No, you don't. Sylvester is the name of Professor Marvel's horse in the beloved 1939 film version of "The Wizard of Oz." Specifically, the horse appears in the film's beginning sequences in Kansas. That's how we keep you in repair. (On the verge of tears) Oh, Toto! With poison in it. (Outside of the Witch's castle.The Winkie guards are marching and they chant.). I'm burning! Thank you so much! (To Tin Man) And you! And a couple of tra-la-las. Wicked Witch of the West: Very well. Dorothy! Scarecrow: Do you think if I went, this wizard would give me brains? Two years ago, I posted about graphic designer Jon Heilman's exquisite replica of the time portals map from Terry Gilliam's 1981 film Time Bandits. All the worse for you, then. It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of the ditch. Dorothy Gale: (Singing) With the thoughts you'd be thinking. You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe. He then proceeds to describe what he pretends to see in the crystal ball, referencing the items in the basket. It's beautiful, isn't it? san francisco music box the wizard of oz professor marvel s wagon from And a royal growl. Wasn't he pointing the other way? Wizard of Oz: I am Oz the great and powerful! No, that's not right.